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2009-03-31T18:53:00.000-07:00

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“ You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.

— Bob Marley (via megamazing) (via crazybeautiful) (via bon-bon)

Death of a Neighbor...a southern boy although an old man

2009-03-05T04:19:00.000-08:00

This relates to my neighbor Sam who was a Georgia boy and passed at 58 yrs. of age Jan. 31

Death of a Neighbor

The sun rose with a gloomy, groaning grunt on that day,

Why this happened, I cannot say.

An explosion in the air I could not quite detect,

Corners brought chills I knew not what was next.

The winter had been dark, hungry and harsh.

Life continued but seemed like such a farce.

The dogs were barking looking to the right,

The death of a neighbor sometime in the night.

Two, no three days came and they went,

Continously barking of the dogs until they were spent,

The death wagon came but did not stop for Johnny or me,

It went to the right, my neighbor is free.

Death of a Neighbor...a southern boy although an old man

2009-03-05T04:04:00.000-08:00

Death of a Neighbor...

The sun rose with a gloomy groaning grunt that day,

Why this happened I cannot say.

An explosion in the air I could not quite detect,

Corners brought chills, I knew not what was next.

The winter had been dark, hungry and harsh,

Life continued but seemed like such a farce.

The dogs were barking worriedly looking to the right,

The death of a neighbor sometime in the night.

Two, no three days came and they went,

Dogs constantly barking until they were almost spent,

The death wagon came, but did not stop for Johnny or me,

It went to the right, my neighbor is free.

this relates to my neighbor Sam Faucett who died Jan. 31st, but was not found until Feb. 2nd or 3rd...always listen to your dogs..he was originally from Georgia and had a five by-pass heart surgery a few years back and suffered from diabetes

by anne

yes i can

2009-03-04T10:56:00.000-08:00

Sounds Terrific To Me

2009-02-28T13:14:00.000-08:00

http://www.razoo.com/articles/Pay-What-You-Want-Restaurant Click It

More Like Her

2009-02-28T04:37:00.000-08:00

Cowgirls Don"t Cry

2009-02-28T04:31:00.000-08:00

LOVE

2009-02-28T04:23:00.000-08:00

The Coolest Sounds

2009-02-26T14:23:00.000-08:00

http://www.supersoundboard.com/ Click it

THE BAILOUT MASCOT

2009-02-24T10:11:00.000-08:00

baby, i forgive you

2009-02-17T13:59:00.000-08:00

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get a load of this

2009-02-17T13:04:00.000-08:00

http://redshoesllc.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/01/cold-days-and-warm-hearts.html

Red Shoes

2009-02-17T10:54:00.000-08:00

http://redshoesllc.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/01/cold-days-and-warm-hearts.html Check It Out

music..free

2009-02-17T10:45:00.000-08:00

http://mixturtle.com/..fantastic search engine..type in any song you like and it will bring it up and play for free

numerous peanutr butter recalls

2009-02-16T05:09:00.000-08:00

http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/peanutbutterrecall/index.cfm#Peanut

WTF?

2009-02-15T02:13:00.000-08:00

Music That Heals

2009-02-13T15:01:00.000-08:00

http://www.astrovera.com/philosophy/new-age/43-new-age/44-solfeggio-frequencies.html

DREAMER

2009-02-12T18:07:00.000-08:00

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tks. for the responses

2009-01-25T15:11:00.000-08:00

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I wonder if they all lived?

2009-01-19T06:34:00.000-08:00

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1

awesome

Children and Proverbs

2009-01-16T08:09:00.000-08:00

Children & Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than....................Punch a 5th grader
Strike while the .........................Bug is close
It's always darkest before............... Daylight Savings Time
Never underestimate the power of..........Termites
You can lead a horse to water but........how?
Don't bite the hand that................. looks dirty
No news is................................impossible
A miss is as good as a...................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new............math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........stink in the morning
Love all, trust..........................me
The pen is mightier than the..............pigs
An idle mind is..........................The best way to relax
Where there's smoke there's...............pollution
Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents
A penny saved is..........................not much
Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers
Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you have to blow your nose.
None are so blind as......................Stevie Wonder
Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded
If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries
You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way

And the favorite:

Better late than.........................pregnant.

talk about wierd

2009-01-16T07:57:00.000-08:00

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Random Facts Everyone Should Know.

2009-01-15T07:47:00.000-08:00

Whoever posted this originally can even answer "Which came first? The chicken or the egg."

109 Random Facts You Should Know. (fairly long post)

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1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

3
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

4
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

5
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

6
Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

7
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

8
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

9
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

10
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

11
Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

12
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

13
The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!

14
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

15
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

16
Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

17
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

18
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

19
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

20
Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

21
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

22
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

23
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

24
The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

25
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

26
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

27
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

28
Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".

29
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

30
In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

31
A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

32
We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

33
Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

34
Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

35
Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

36
Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

37
When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.

38
There are more chickens than people in the world.

39
It's against the law in Iceland to have a dog.

40
The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

41
There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

42
The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

43
The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each
morning.

44
The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.

45
The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.

46
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

47
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

48
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.

49
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

50
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.

51
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

52
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

53
When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.

54
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.

55
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded

56
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

57
Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."

58
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

59
"Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.

60
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.

61
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.

62
If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction

63
China has more English speakers than the United States.

64
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

65
Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.

66
An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.

67
Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.

68
Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.

69
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

70
The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenua---anatahu - a New Zealand hill.

71
If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

72
Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.

73
Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.

74
More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.

75
Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.

76
Coca-Cola was originally green.

77
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

78
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

79
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

80
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

81
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

82
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

83
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

84
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

85
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

86
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

87
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

88
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

89
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

90
If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

91
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

92
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

93
Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey

94
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

95
A snail can sleep for three years.

96
All polar bears are left handed.

97
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

98
Butterflies taste with their feet.

99
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

100
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

101
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

102
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

103
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

104
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

105
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

106
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

107
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

108
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

109
Most lipstick contains fish scales.

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The one millionth digit of pi is a one.

Methionylglutaminylarginytyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminyll-
eucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanyvalylprolylphenylal
anyl-valythreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolyglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylser
ylleucyllysyl-isoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylala
nylleucy-lglutamylleucylglycylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylproly
lleucelalanyla-spartyglycylprolythreonylisoleucylglutamiylasparaginylalanylthreon
ylleucylarginylala-nylphenylalanylalanylglycylvalyltheonylprolylalanylglutaminylc
ysteinylphenylalanygll-utamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminy
llysylhistidylprolylthreonyl-isoleucylpriIylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyl
tyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalyp-henylalanylasparaginyllysylgyycylisoleucyla
spartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanyl-gutaminyllcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylgl
ycylavlylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylasp-artylvalyprolylvalylglutaminylgl
utamyllserylalanyprolyphenylalanylarginylglutaminylal-anylalanylleucylarginylhis
tidylasparaginylvaylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleu-cylcysteinylprolylpr
olylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginyglutam-inylisoleucyl
alanyylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylser-ylar
ginylalanylglycylvalythreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylanylalanylleu-
cylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucylvaylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosyl
asarag-inylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyll
ysylalanylala-nylisoleucylaspartylalanylalanyglycylalanylalanyglycylalanylisoleu
cylserylglycyseryla-lanylisoleucylbalyllsylisoleucylisoleucylglutamyyylglutaminy
lhistidylasparaginylisole-ucylglutamylprolyglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylal
anylleucyllysylvalylphenylalaby-lvalylglutaminlylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalan
ylthreonylarginylserine
{The above is the scientific name for Trypthophan synthetase (that is a protien with 267 amino acids. It contains 1,909 letters. Try saying that three times fast!}
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The one millionth digit of pi is a one.

Methionylglutaminylarginytyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminyll-
eucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanyvalylprolylphenylal
anyl-valythreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolyglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylser
ylleucyllysyl-isoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylala
nylleucy-lglutamylleucylglycylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylproly
lleucelalanyla-spartyglycylprolythreonylisoleucylglutamiylasparaginylalanylthreon
ylleucylarginylala-nylphenylalanylalanylglycylvalyltheonylprolylalanylglutaminylc
ysteinylphenylalanygll-utamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminy
llysylhistidylprolylthreonyl-isoleucylpriIylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyl
tyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalyp-henylalanylasparaginyllysylgyycylisoleucyla
spartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanyl-gutaminyllcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylgl
ycylavlylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylasp-artylvalyprolylvalylglutaminylgl
utamyllserylalanyprolyphenylalanylarginylglutaminylal-anylalanylleucylarginylhis
tidylasparaginylvaylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleu-cylcysteinylprolylpr
olylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginyglutam-inylisoleucyl
alanyylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylser-ylar
ginylalanylglycylvalythreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylanylalanylleu-
cylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucylvaylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosyl
asarag-inylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyll
ysylalanylala-nylisoleucylaspartylalanylalanyglycylalanylalanyglycylalanylisoleu
cylserylglycyseryla-lanylisoleucylbalyllsylisoleucylisoleucylglutamyyylglutaminy
lhistidylasparaginylisole-ucylglutamylprolyglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylal
anylleucyllysylvalylphenylalaby-lvalylglutaminlylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalan
ylthreonylarginylserine
{The above is the scientific name for Trypthophan synthetase (that is a protien with 267 amino acids. It contains 1,909 letters. Try saying that three times fast!}

I will not even try it, Albert.

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I believe if someone wants you to go hang yourself he/she would, in Spanish, say "¡Cuélgate!". Very interesting facts, there.
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In East Germany, there was a pharmacy brand everyone in charge wondered why it couldn't be sold in the English-speaking countries. Until someone found out what was wrong...:
The name of the brand was GERMED - which also is the past form of "to germ..."
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"Full of germs" instead of "German Medical", right?
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"Full of germs" instead of "German Medical", right?

It was Gehe Radebeul Medicals, but you were close :D
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Message boards : Cafe SETI : 109 Random Facts You Should Know. (fairly long post)

I don't know if all of these are correct but I know most are.

I Rescued A Human Today

2009-01-14T06:47:00.000-08:00

I rescued a human today

Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn't be afraid.

As she stopped at my kennel I blocked her view from a little accident I had in the back of my cage. I didn't want her to know that I hadn't been walked today. Sometimes the shelter keepers get too busy and I didn't want her to think poorly of them.

As she read my kennel card I hoped that she wouldn't feel sad about my past. I only have the future to look forward to and want to make a difference in someone's life.

She got down on her knees and made little kissy sounds at me. I shoved my shoulder and side of my head up against the bars to comfort her. Gentle fingertips caressed my neck; she was desperate for companionship.

A tear fell down her cheek and I raised my paw to assure her that all would be well. Soon my kennel door opened and her smile was so bright that I instantly jumped into her arms. I would promise to keep her safe. I would promise to always be by her side. I would promise to do everything I could to see that radiant smile and sparkle in her eyes.

I was so fortunate that she came down my corridor. So many more are out there who haven't walked the corridors. So many more to be saved. At least I could save one.

I rescued a human today.

~ Anonymous ~

Many thanks to our friend, Eric, for sharing this poem.

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Toasty Wrap/Snuggie Blanket Rip Off of Itself

2009-01-14T02:52:00.000-08:00

http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/01/13/toasty-wrap-the-snuggie-blanket-rips-off-itself/

The Story behind Hollywood Logos

2009-01-13T15:46:00.000-08:00

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/03/the-story-behind-hollywood-studio-logos/

Awesome Old Photos of the Wild West

2009-01-13T15:24:00.000-08:00

http://photos.joejet.com/wild_west

How To Tick People Off

2009-01-09T02:52:00.000-08:00

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Staple pages in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Ask people what gender they are.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

How Hot Is Hell?

2008-11-24T00:45:00.000-08:00

How hot is it in Hell ?
(Maybe a true story...???)

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate
students. It had one question:

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities.

#1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

#2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

your response? Usual Suspects name of movie

2008-11-20T12:13:00.000-08:00

was watching an old movie starring Kevin Spacey who told his partner " I don't believe in God , but am afraid of him." ..Your response?

Growing...You Can't Eat Money

2008-11-20T06:11:00.000-08:00

..Not because we may not grow old together....

But because we may not grow..

Old at all.

...forget that as I am already older than I thought I would live to be when I walked out of the auditorium on high school graduation night in June, 1967, (Glen Alpine High...the Green Waves had a hella of a football team) Viet Nam..flower children, maryjane, acid, it's a damn wonder we survived the LOVE era.

.That's why I always say Peace ..some things are so instilled in your soul it does make up your character

Gotta Love This!

2008-11-19T11:21:00.000-08:00

good one about cooking--47 things i wish Mama had taught me..

2008-11-19T10:10:00.000-08:00

http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/10/18/47-things-i-wish-my-mom-taught-me-about-cooking/

Teaspoon Slide Guitar Master --awesome and had to be hard to do

2008-10-11T15:24:00.000-07:00

TEASPOON Slide Guitar Master - The funniest videos are a click away

Teaspoon Slide Guitar Master --awesome and had to be hard to do

2008-10-11T15:23:00.000-07:00

http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/763329/teaspoon_slide_guitar_master.swf" width="400" height="348" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash">

TEASPOON">http://www.metacafe.com/watch/763329/teaspoon_slide_guitar_master/">TEASPOON Slide Guitar Master - The">http://www.metacafe.com/">The funniest videos are a click away

Without Further Ado

2008-10-11T14:26:00.000-07:00

I PAID MY SHARE OF THE 700 BILLION-ALL I GOT WAS THESE LOUSY POSTERS!

Leaders Are Like...

2008-10-11T14:16:00.000-07:00

the economy went to hell in a handbasket or maybe not??

Dollar Bill for 2008

2008-10-08T11:24:00.000-07:00

Americian Banks

2008-10-01T03:49:00.000-07:00

http://www.davidforalaska.com/Money_Changers.htm Click It

since the beginning wise men knew of the perils of Big Banks, etc.

IF

2008-09-30T11:35:00.000-07:00

IF

Rudyard Kipling

 If you can keep your head when all about you    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,    But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,    Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating,    And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:  If you can dream — and not make dreams your master;    If you can think — and not make thoughts your aim; If your can meet with Triumph and Disaster    And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,    And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:  If you can make one heap of all your winnings    And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings    And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew    To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you    Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"  If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue,    Or walk with Kings — nor lose your common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,    If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute    With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,    And — which is more — you'll be a Man, my son!

Rudyard Kipling's famous poem. What else needs to be said.

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Oddies of Police Reports

2008-09-30T06:06:00.000-07:00

http://www.oddee.com/item_96447.aspx

good grief!!

dangers of bread-hilarious

2008-09-28T03:49:00.000-07:00

Physics 1021
Bread is Dangerous

More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations
More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average North American eats more bread than that in one month!
Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
Newborn babies can choke on bread.
Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 240 degrees Celsius! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

No sale of bread to minors
A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

The earliest reference yet known to this theme is a piece called The Dread Tomato Addiction by Mark Clinton. This was originally published in the February 1958 edition of Astounding. It is also in 101 Science Fiction Stories, edited by Martin H. Greenberg, et al., it was published in 1986. It can be found on page 135. Thanks to Douglas Aden for this reference.

Tribute to Paul Newman

2008-09-27T17:01:00.000-07:00

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/popup?id=3206457

12 myths about the human brain

2008-09-27T11:26:00.000-07:00

http://www.geekwithlaptop.com/12-very-common-and-very-wrong-myths-about-the-human-brain/

brain power

2008-09-27T11:24:00.000-07:00

http://www.geekwithlaptop.com/9-ways-to-hack-your-brain-to-think-faster/

cute

2008-09-27T11:07:00.000-07:00

cute as can be http://petsvote.com/

Play With My Balls

2008-09-23T03:48:00.000-07:00

http://yugop.com/................Click it

obama music -

2008-09-19T14:42:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/v/oVi4rUzf-0Q&hl=en&fs=1"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true">http://www.youtube.com/v/oVi4rUzf-0Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344">

Bizarre Things Made From Lemon/Cars

2008-09-18T15:27:00.000-07:00

http://allworldcars.com/wordpress/?p=6937 Click it

This is so cool~!

McCain/Palin

2008-09-18T11:29:00.000-07:00

They been flip-flopping back and forth all week as usual, I hope all who vote for them have an income of 250,000+so they can get their tax breaks as norrnal and the rest of us can pay for this financial crisis which was coming for the last year

Bored

2008-09-18T11:24:00.000-07:00

http://www.boredstop.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=112&Itemid=1

Clik it for an unimaginable trip

Madonna Busts It

2008-09-18T08:34:00.000-07:00

See more funny videos and Entertainment Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Madonna proves age is just a number if you count humping an amp for 30 seconds and fallinf on your ass

American Prayer

2008-09-18T04:56:00.000-07:00

Oktapodi

2008-09-17T11:15:00.000-07:00

http://www.adnstream.tv/video/KiMvRacFoh/Oktapodi

cool video

most talked about election videos

2008-09-17T10:28:00.000-07:00

http://www.alternet.org/election08/99057/the_10_most_talked-about_election_%2708_viral_videos_?page=entire

interesting

Sarah Palin Smokes Marijuaina -Why Can't I? Legally?

2008-09-13T14:43:00.000-07:00

this is no paste /copy bs --Sarah smoked pot and admitted she was not pulling a Bill Clinton (saying she did inhale) and 9 subpoenas coming down about TROOPERGATE / family affair where she cuts ur throat if u are on the bad side of the FAMILY--give me a break-- she is SO unprepared and such an idiot for politics --worst than this dam storm hitting the AMERICA --it's shit , and also saying she was with RUSSIA on invading Georgia or other democratic countries, oh, my God, give me a damn break--people are goin' rise up and form a revolution one of these days over this good ole GOP TAKIN' all OUR money and givin' it to big business, taking from the poor, getting richer everyday , it's horrible how they take and take and give to the BIG BUSINESS -

I'm personally sick of the weak , lopped earred, stupid McCain/Palin--she is PALE to me

the rebuttal is alway THE DEMOCRATS WILL RAISE OUR TAXES --well, hell yeah after BUSH spent billions in Iraq--someone has to pay for BUSH's ingnorance to invade on a country who has yet to be proven w/MASS DESTRUCTION ---but we are so safe today, y' reckon??

After Hurricane Faye

2008-09-13T07:45:00.000-07:00

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2730.html?theme=light

cool picture

Pick Your Mood

2008-09-10T03:39:00.000-07:00

http://www.wildmoodswings.co.uk/

pick a mood and see where it takes you /informative & fun

Things Even Out

2008-09-04T03:01:00.000-07:00

Put Another Log On The Fire (The male chauvinist national anthem in the 70's- By Tompall and the Glaser Brothers

Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. And go out to the car and change the tyre. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe, And then go fetch my slippers. And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire, babe, And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday? Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat? Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday? Well, a man can't love a woman more than that. Ain't I always nice to your kid sister? Don't I take her driving every night? So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet, And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe, And then go fetch my slippers. And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire, babe, And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

deep sleep

2008-09-03T14:48:00.000-07:00

http://vhypno.sourceforge.net/pics/HypnoDisc.swf

deep, drowsy, deep sleep

2008-09-03T14:45:00.000-07:00

http://vhypno.sourceforge.net/pics/HypnoDisc.swf

well, I did get sleepy but I was anyway

Women Thru The Ages

2008-09-03T14:38:00.000-07:00

http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/blogon/mtvideobox.php?video_id=78

how u doing?

2008-08-31T14:45:00.000-07:00

http://pages.suddenlink.net/baraboo57/checkingonu.html

how u doing?

2008-08-31T14:44:00.000-07:00

http://pages.suddenlink.net/baraboo57/checkingonu.html

awesome!!!! FOR THE LADIES

2008-08-30T20:14:00.000-07:00

http://samorost2.net/plantage/plantage.swf CLICK IT

so soothing & realaxing--took my breath away

MEN

2008-08-30T19:33:00.000-07:00

women are screwed --in more ways than one

2008-08-30T19:05:00.000-07:00

seems to me if ur a woman on this site u are a lost cause--look at it --who post? --all men -if ur a woman no one looks at ur shit anyway - now i'm about drunk and about native american and had a rough damn year and you all are not being fair --i am about pissed off- my damn dog won't even listen to me tonight --laughing--please forgive me --just so damn mad at life in general --SERIOUSLY PLEASE FORGIVE ME-- BUT DAMN IT NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME AND I AM NOT A STUPID PERSON- Well about half the time -the other half i am crazy as a loon --go figure -but I was proud of my cursor art work and at least I like it -it is original and not a damn link fink shit --sorry allmen - i mean amen

My Insane Art--hey, drawing with ur cursor ain't easy!!!! I just love colors

2008-08-30T17:39:00.000-07:00

NEON ROSE

HATRED AND PEACE(LOOK FOR HIDDEN SYMBOLS)a film co. from asheville, nc was interested in this one but i declined for stupid reasons

top one called Adobe Church-

Tequilla Nights -self explanatory is the other one

it ain't easy drawing with ur cursor-1-Neon Rose, 2-hatred and peace -look for hidden symbols

2008-08-30T15:50:00.000-07:00

have some morfe but my 'puter is messing up

FREE INTERNET RADIO

2008-08-30T14:02:00.000-07:00

http://www.pandora.com/

i wouldn't share this with just anuone- i absolutely love it-CREATE UR OWN STATIONS--no downloading or anything =tpe in ur artist or band and hit CREATE-then it plays that artist or band continuously

FEELING BLUE?

2008-08-29T08:16:00.000-07:00

http://www.mamarocks.com/blue.htm

click it for fun and smiles -ok it's a bit corny

Serene and Absolutely Beautiful

2008-08-29T05:55:00.000-07:00

http://samorost2.net/plantage/plantage.swf

CLICK IT FOR A RELAXING FEW MOMENTS

Do You Remember This One?

2008-08-29T03:49:00.000-07:00

http://www.mamarocks.com/tear_in_my_beer.htm

with instrumental

Another Oldie-Shoeshine Boy

2008-08-29T03:38:00.000-07:00

http://www.mamarocks.com/shoeshine_boy.htm

Bonnie & Clyde -seriously

Do You Remember This One?

2008-08-29T03:35:00.000-07:00

http://www.mamarocks.com/tear_in_my_beer.htm

check it out /with music

At Work

2008-08-29T02:26:00.000-07:00

At Work: I pretend to work...they pretend to pay.

The squeaky wheel gets replaced. If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised

. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

The trouble with work is...it's so daily.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

When in doubt, THINK! I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

Yesterday I couldn't spell engineer. Now I are one.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you

Beatles Database

2008-08-28T08:11:00.000-07:00

http://www.geocities.com/~beatleboy1/dbsongs.html

Steve, don't know if you have this or not

EYE TO EYE

2008-08-28T07:34:00.000-07:00

http://www.sevenby7.com/eyespy/eyes.html click it

very interesting

America In the 1930's -Color Photographs

2008-08-27T14:52:00.000-07:00

http://forums.nonewbs.com/showthread.php?t=42556

What Happens When You Do # 2 In Space

2008-08-27T14:49:00.000-07:00

http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/30/51019-happens-go-number-2-space-?CMP=DC_0050_TAG

johnny

2008-08-22T18:26:00.000-07:00

feel u like a river

2008-08-22T18:23:00.000-07:00

FEEL U LIKE A RIVER

2008-08-22T18:22:00.000-07:00

The Other Side of MM

2008-08-22T18:18:00.000-07:00

Support Would Be Great-even an amen

2008-08-22T10:41:00.000-07:00

passed my CNA the 20th-worked one day the 21st-later that eveing had to send my stroke victim hubby to local hosp. for pneuminia -after initial testing they saying he possibly might have lung cancer definitely has pneumonia--checked on him in hosp. they had his food, water, ensure with child-proof cap, telephone, & call device all on his right paralyzed side-when requested al this put all this on his LEFT UNAFFECTED SIDE- the nurse said" "well, I seen where he had took something and tried to beat the cap of his ensure"--folks about to flip totally out-he is on onocology wing--to me that is the cancer wing-try to get anwsers like info. on futher testing and they will not tell me anything-made them at hosp. track down his doctor--said he was being IV levaquin which has been on the news as being taken off the shelfs because of harm to the patients--God help Me-about to totally freak

Another type of egg (female)-laughing

2008-08-18T04:13:00.000-07:00

http://patrickmoberg.tumblr.com/post/45826052/michael-phelps

Click It

I WAS THINKING ABOUT EATING EGGS THIS MORNING

2008-08-18T04:10:00.000-07:00

http://blog.jimmyr.com/Yay_Omlets_Wait_What__29_2008.php

Click It

Searchme

2008-08-18T04:01:00.000-07:00

http://www.searchme.com/Initial.html?q=american%20history#/9/&pi=1/&q=american%20history/&ci=463/&session=73F702DE634903929745C02B039E0033CA09028B/&vs=searchState/\lots of good stuff

enchanting wedding gowns

2008-08-17T12:39:00.000-07:00

http://desicolours.com/most-enchanting-wedding-gowns/23/06/2008/

absolutely beautiful

Game-It's Fun

2008-08-16T11:30:00.000-07:00

http://www.plasticmartians.com/play.php?gameID=5

funny computer photos

2008-08-16T05:03:00.000-07:00

http://www.coool-stuff.com/?p=236

funny computer photos

2008-08-16T05:02:00.000-07:00

http://www.coool-stuff.com/?p=236link

The Way It Is-good video with random images

2008-08-16T04:02:00.000-07:00

Phelps Warned Not To Lick Medals

2008-08-15T13:23:00.000-07:00

http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Click it

China's Gold Metals

may contain abnormally high levels of lead

China's Gold Medals Have "abnormally high content of lead" -LOL

2008-08-15T13:20:00.000-07:00

http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Click It

Everybody Dreams

2008-08-15T03:02:00.000-07:00

http://1to101.com/dreams/ Click it

Some facts about dreaming

And God Created Dog

2008-08-14T08:42:00.000-07:00

And God Created Dog...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted.

And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

Ghost Song

2008-08-14T08:08:00.000-07:00

pic. supposedly has an image of Buddha in it

People Are Strange

2008-08-14T07:30:00.000-07:00

Warren Buffett's 7 Steps To Lead a Simple and Happy Life

2008-08-14T02:45:00.000-07:00

http://hongkongwong.com/2008/08/warren-buffetts-7-secrets-for-me-and-you-to-living-a-happy-and-simple-life/ Click It