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back is killing me

Used to be chicken and dumplings were only for Sunday dinner--have been cooking all day chicken/dumplings w/cooked apples and cinnamom. Corn bread and butter beans--how much of a heart attack do you want??. My damn back is killing me--mowed the grass and chewed my golden retriver's stuffed toys all over the lawn-had to rake the mess up--Alas Is Me--boo hoo , boo hoo !! LOL

Buddism

Eight auspicious symbols Right-coiled white conch The white conch which coils to the right symbolises the deep, far-reaching and melodious sound of the Dharma teachings, which being appropriate to different natures, predispositions and aspirations of disciples, awakens them from the deep slumber of ignorance and urges them to accomplish their own and others' welfare. Precious umbrella The precious umbrella symbolises the wholesome activity of preserving beings from illness, harmful forces, obstacles and so forth in this life, and all kinds of temporary and enduring sufferings of the three lower realms, and the realms of men and gods in future lives. It also represents the enjoyment of a feast of benefit under its cool shade. Victory banner The victory banner symbolises the victory of the activities of one's own and others' body, speech and mind over obstacles and negativities. It also stands for the complete victory of the Buddhist Doctrine over all harmful and pernicious forces. Golden fish The golden fish symbolises the auspiciousness of all living beings in a state of fearlessness, without danger of drowning in the ocean of sufferings, and migrating from place to place freely and spontaneously, just as fish swim freely without fear through water. Wheel The golden wheel symbolises the auspiciousness of the turning of the precious wheel of Buddha's doctrine, both in its teachings and realizations, in all realms and at all times, enabling beings to experience the joy of wholesome deeds and liberation. Auspicious drawing The auspicious drawing symbolises the mutual dependence of religious doctrine and secular affairs. Similarly, it represents the union of wisdom and method, the inseparability of emptiness and dependent arising at the time of path, and finally, at the time of enlightenment, the complete union of wisdom and great compassion. Lotus flower The lotus flower symbolises the complete purification of the defilements of the body, speech and mind, and the full blossoming of wholesome deeds in blissful liberation. Vase of treasure The treasure vase symbolises an endless rain of long life, wealth and prosperity and all the benefits of this world and liberation. [ Homepage ] [ Buddhism ] This site is maintained and updated by The Office of Tibet, the official agency of His Holiness the Dalai Lama in London. This Web page may be linked to any other Web sites. Contents may not be altered. Last updated: 10-Nov-97

Redneck Etiquette

Redneck Etiquette Ears: While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's own truck keys. (NOTE: Keys must also be cleaned regularly, because ear wax buildup can short circuit a starter switch.)

Brushing & Flossing Scientists have proven that the use of a toothbrush (and toothpaste when available) can help people keep their teeth into their thirties and even beyond. Dental floss, the modern equivalent of broom straw, is also helpful. A lightweight monofilament fishing line works just as well. Remove lures first

. Manicures and Pedicures: Dirt and grease under the nails is a social no no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods. Corns and calluses can be removed using a common potato peeler, remember never to cut against the grain.

Hair Care (FOR MEN) Contrary to popular belief, dandruff is not an incurable disease. Rubbing motor oil into the scalp once a week will turn the flakes dark and then they will not be noticeable. . If you can't afford hair tonic, brake fluid holds the hair in place and gives it a dark, Elvis like sheen.

(FOR WOMEN) While a casual look of hair is the current rage, it can be an open invitation to bees and hornets. A 50/50 mixture of Black Flag and hairspray can prove to be a girl's best summertime friend. Driving When approaching a four way stop, remember that the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, remember that it is impolite to ask her to bring back a beer. Remember that the median is not a passing lane. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

I Love Cats

I LOVE CATS I never could understand people that don't like cats! What's not to like? They're sweet, lovable, cuddly, playful and very intelligent. What could be nicer than a sweet little ball of fur curled up in your lap with a motor running. Tumbling and racing and climbing the chairs And tiny ones climbing the drapes and the stairs. Then out to the kitchen for something to eat Whoops! To the sandbox on quick little feet. There they go racing their toys to pursue Our throw rugs go flying and land all askew. Then suddenly tired and and all cuddly and sweet They're happily curled all snug at your feet! (Connie P. Morga) A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.....Groucho Marx Black cats are considered good luck in Asia and England. In 1987 cats over took dogs as number one pet. Abe Lincoln rescued three young cats that he found half frozen in General Grant's camp during the Civil war. No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens....Abe Lincoln I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it....Abe Lincoln This is Jethro Bodine, the funniest little cat in the world! And so sweet...he resides in Missouri with my sister Sandy. I love the way he props himself against a wall! Oh! That darn cat! Now why did he do that? Why are some cats quiet, reserved, and nosey? Then there are cats that are shy and quiet...are cats under the spell of the moon and stars? What do you think? Aries: 3-21...4-20 This is an adventurous cat, busy and not very restful. If allowed to roam, they will visit every house on the block for a bite to eat. Other pets are not easily tolerated, so forget having a little bird! You will love their character and playfulness. Taurus: 4-21...5-21 This little cat is always purring, and happiest when asleep on a favorite bed. they love food and will tend to the plump side, they are easy going but will react fiercely if angered. These are the cats with the huge beautiful eyes. Gemini: 5-22...6-21 This is an out and about cat, he will become restless if expected to be a lap cat. Very bright and will "talk" to you. This beauty is usually very sleek and long of limb. If let outside he may bring you an occasional offering in the form of a dead bird. Cancer: 6-22...7-23 This is the ideal cat for someone who spends lots of time at home. He will spend a lot of time right by your side, climbing on your lap at every opportunity. Very affectionate. Likes to sleep the day away and is most active at night. Leo: 7-24...8-23 This is a beautiful cat, often long haired and well groomed. Usually has good health and good luck. They adore praise and will go out of their way to attract attention. They are loyal and will rule the roost. Virgo: 8-24...9-23 This is a cautious and careful cat. Very intelligent. They won't mind if you are gone all day. A picky eater, wants only the top brand! Very clean and spends lots of time grooming. If you have mice, buy a trap, this cat couldn't catch it if it wanted to. Libra: 9-24...10-23 The Libra cat loves to be pampered. they love attention and won't appreciate being shooed off their favorite chair, or maybe the sofa, since they can never make up their minds. Another finicky eater. A little dreamy at times but it is because they are in love. Scorpio: 10-24...11-22 Passionate, with a magnetic personality. He leaps and bounds joyfully. doesn't make friends easily but once won over he is your friend for life. this cat is magic and will bring you good luck. The ideal Scorpio is black with green eyes. Sagittarius: 11-23...12-21 A freedom loving rover is this cat. Not as graceful as other cats, they love eating and human company. Energetic and playful, this is the cat that gets stuck up in a tree. To much fussing over them makes them impatient. Capricorn: 12-22...1-20 This sweet little cat is unruffled and serene. Usually timid with strangers. They love affection but are timid about asking for it. Shy and retiring and needs patience and understanding. Aquarius: 1-21...2-19 An unpredictable, aloof cat. Admire him from afar. They rarely show affection for humans but will observe them with interest. Eccentric and different from any cat you've ever known. Don't be surprised to find this cat sleeping with the dog. Pisces: 2-20...3-20 This is a home loving cat, the lure of the garden wall holds no lure for this sweet devoted little feline. She will focus her devotion on her owner. Very intuitive and will sense your moods. Brought to you by mamarocks.com funnies sentiments boogies inspirational click here to join the mamarocks.com mailing list

Eddie's Funeral

Johnny and I couldn't go to Tx. for his brother's funeral (J is unable to travel) but was told this morning Eddie was buried with a nine iron, pk. of smokes with a joint, and a beer. The songs were "Spirit in the Sky" and Knocking on Heaven's Door"The older two sisters didn't approve of his burial but if you had known Eddie you would understand. Here's the poem his neighbor wrote for him

You earned your wings...early morning, under a full moon on the first day of Spring. The rest of us wait for the soft breeze when we can hear you. We all know it is you that sings. Make your music with the thunder, we will sing with you.

Your zest for life and fun will be felt with the warmth of each rising sun. The twinkle in your eyes when you laugh, we will see the stars at night when our day is done.

You are loved by many and surely never to be forgotten by any. We will be with you each day, as you are with us..spread your wings and soar. We love you!

Also, I tried to play and set "Spirit in the Sky" on my dizzler but Eddies is playing with me on this rainy gloomy day..this is the only song that I have ever tried that will not play. Maybe later..........

Redneck Situations

You may be a redneck if any of these situations sound familiar. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

The dog catcher calls for back up when visiting your house.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your underwear.

You've ever stolen toilet paper.

You think "cur" is a breed of dog.

Your screen door has no screen. You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.

You have hubcaps on your house but none on your car.

You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.

How Well do You Know Me-A Real Quiz

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The Bonde Guy

umm...a blonde guy?? The Blonde Guy An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

The Blonde Gal

... The Blonde Gal

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?" "What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? " "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little guy sitting on your knee!"

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Men-The Other Half

Men

Because I'm A Man****** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what the heck I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these darn computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism

. Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together

. Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator)

. Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex, cars, or food, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't

. Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay, I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mom, too!

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the 21st century, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest.

Spring

Meditation Room

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Dog Commandments

Yes You Shall Dog Commandments Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watchest me eat. `Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree. Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy findeth in the yard. Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush. Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy. Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet. Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box. Thou shalt not WATCHEST the cat while she is in her litterbox. (she liketh her privacy) Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence and then walk away as if thou hast been offended by me! Thou shalt not run away in pursuit of a good time. (thou hast been neutered) Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company. Thou shalt not hide thy bones under my pillow. Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encountereth. Thou shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am sleeping. Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 3 a.m. Thou shalt refrain with becoming overly friendly with my mother-in-law's leg. no! no! bad dog! Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants. Don't steal food or underpants. Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair! Don't rip the stuffing from the chair. Don't chew my shoes, what is this mush? Eat your cookies, drink your drink, Outta the toilet! Outta the sink! Away from the litterbox, it's for the cat.| (And must you kiss me after that!?) Raising a puppy is not for the lazy, Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy. Don't despair through the toil and the strife, Cause after three years, you'll get back your life. So let's go for walkies so you can do your "thing." And maybe I'll get back my good diamond ring! brought to you by mamarocks.com boogies sentiments inspirational funnies click here to join the mamarocks mailing list

Dog-Gone Easter

Wishing You A Beautiful Easter

Happy Easter

Somebunny Wishes you a Happy Easter! Guess who it is? Just me! And I'm sending you a big wish for lots of joy and happiness! Have a wonderful Easter

Niece in Beauty Pageant

Sissy was in a pageant a couple of weeks ago. She didn't win (it was how much money they raised) but she did good. She had a french manicure and pedicure for the pageant and thinks she's grown-up. All the girls got to keep the tiaras though

proverbs by Kids

A grade school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader. Strike while the bug is close. It's always darkest before daylight savings time. Never underestimate the power of termites. You can lead a horse to water but how? Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. No news is impossible. A miss is as good as a Mr. You can't teach an old dog new math. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. Love all, trust me. The pen is mightier than the pigs. An idle mind is the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's pollution. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. A penny saved is not much. Two's company, three's the Musketeers. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries. When the blind leadeth the blind get out of the way.

Texas Tragedy

I had to tell my husband early this morning of his brother in Denton, TX. passing away --he was very close to him -seems he was rushed to the hospital like 5 or 6 am by his wife after collapsing and just did not pull through.Eddie was the oldest of the six-3 boys and 3 girls -he called Sunday and sounded so good--was planning a huge St. Patty Day's party which he host every year. He told me he was having it later on the 29th and had bought a new Irish shirt that he caught his son wearing before he could and was laughing over it. Johnny has been through so much the last 3 yrs. with his massive stroke at the age of 47 and his broken hip which hasn't healed in the last 6 months --he is going in soon for a fusion--that it broke my heart to tell him his bro passed today the first day of Spring. Your prayers will be appreciated.
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Lovely Pics.

Just some pics. that I thought were pretty-one on top is in Tibet--don't know about the lavender farm and the right one. Enjoy

Taxes On My Tomb

It's Tax Time! Tax his land, tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays. Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes is the rule. Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his ties, tax his shirts, Tax his work, tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his booze, tax his beers, If he cries, tax his tears. Tax his bills, tax his gas, Tax his notes, tax his cash. Tax him good and let him know That after taxes, he has no dough. If he hollers, tax him more, Tax him until he's good and sore. Tax his coffin, tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he lays. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom!" And when he's gone, we won't relax, We'll still be after the inheritance TAX Hey maybe you'll get a refund!!

I Am My Own Grandpa

I Am My Own Grandpa Many, many years ago When I was twenty three I got married to a widow Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown up daughter With flowing hair of red, My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. Now my daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad, And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown up daughter, Who of course was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son Who kept them on the run, And he became my grandson For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because although she is my wife, She's now my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw, As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

Spring Fever

Spring Fever Breezes warmed by sunny skies Little sprouts of green appear Flowers poking through the earth Spring...my favorite time of year! Robins building little nests In the arms of budding trees Butterflies again take wing To flutter in the breeze. White clouds floating overhead The smell of spring assails my nose Fragrant lilacs fill my senses And I am filled with flowery prose. Spring fever overtakes me As I sit on the old porch swing Swaying gently to and fro Savoring this brand new spring. ~

Kissing A Toad

If you kiss a toad you'll be surprised At what will happen then For a toad's a toad No matter what My silly frog struck friend! Do frogs cause warts? I don't think so...but if you want to take a chance go ahead and kiss one. What can it hurt? Kissing a toad or frog will not turn it into a prince but it will probably make the little green thing very hoppy. On the other hand.... If a Prince is what you're looking for, Or a princess fair and sweet, then be the best that you can be, And your sweetheart you shall meet!