Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Memories As A Young Girl
When I was a small childmy mother tucked all of us children into bed as they say in Dixie 'with the chickens." This meaning all eight of us had to go to bed at the setting of the sun or a dusk. My parents were very hard-working middle class citizens who rose early and put in hard day of work. My Father worked for Southern Railway for over twenty years but somehow always had a huge garden, chickens, cows, pigs, and a dog or two. Father was fairly knowable of the creatures in the forest and of wild animals and country farm life in general. Being put to bed at such a early hour my sister and I always lay awake an hour or so giggling and whispering about God only knows what. Everyy night after being tucked in under the covers we would hear the strangest most ghostly sound coming from up on the hill behind our house. This eerie and sometimes very scary noise was like no sound ever heard before (or since) in our little community called Snow Hill. At various times the neighbors, when by chance meeting came across each other ,would take delightful periods in discussing this phenomenon. I remember hearing whispered conversations beween my Mom and Dad about what this unusual ghastly sound was.
Finally after approximately two years my Dad came in to report the mystery was solved. By chance he was out squirrel hunting and came upon a sickly looking fox. Being the hunter he was he decided to go ahead and shoot it and skin it for the fur. When he was skinning the fox with his very sharp knife he opened it up at one point under its head and throat. Inside the throat lay a small plastic whistle the fox had lodged in the throat area. You know, the small whistles that use to come in Cracker Jacks or other treats. I almost missed the famaliar although scary sounds indicating it was time to go to sleep after the nightly performance of what was a concert of an unlnown source.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Thanks Friends
After 6 units of blood transfusions Johnny was moved to a skilled nursing facility . He suffered a cerebral hemorrage in '05 and now a hip replacement from a fall last Oct. He has lain with a broken shattered hip fracture for 6 months in extreme pain. J is only 50 yrs. old and here's hoping they can get him back on his feet. He is only staying there for a short time
. Thank You Friend! I know I've never told you In the hurried rush of days How much your friendship means to me In a thousand little ways.
But you've played such a part In all I do or try to be I want to tell you thank you For being friends with me!
Dear friends, Let us love one another, for love comes from God. 1 John 4:7
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Surgery
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
If Tomorrow Never Comes
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly, And pray the Lord your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss, And call you back for just one more
If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would tape each word and action, And play them back throughout my days If I knew it would be the last time, I would spare an extra minute or two, To stop and say "I love you," Instead of assuming you know I do.
So just in case tomorrow never comes, And today is all I get, I'd like to say how much I love you, And I hope we never will forget. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, Young or old alike, And today may be the last chance You get to hold your loved one tight. So if you're waiting for tomorrow, Why not do it today? For if tomorrow never comes, You'll surely regret the day. That you didn't take that extra time For a smile, a hug, or a kiss, And you were too busy to grant someone, What turned out to be their one last wish
. So hold your loved ones close today, And whisper in their ear, That you love them very much, and You'll always hold them dear. Take time to say "I'm sorry," "Please forgive me," "thank you" or "it's okay". And if tomorrow never comes, You'll have no regrets about today ~
Norma Cornett Marek ~
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Love from The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran
Friday, April 4, 2008
Classified Ads
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Elvis/Nixon Meeting-Secret Narcotic Agent
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along come St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
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Good Morning
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
URGENT
Urgent message for all! There's a new virus that will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards
. It will give your ex-girl or boyfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your wine and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
Fool's Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while you're sleeping.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead; such is the power of Fool's Virus. It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave nasty messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! Fool's Virus will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up.
It will leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase grade-schoolers with your new snow blower. Fool's Virus will prompt your mother to call on Friday and Saturday nights for two months. It will place your wallet and keys on an obscure shelf in the basement. It will emulate your face and stare into the neighbor's bathroom window
. Fool's Virus will make your bloomers shrink two sizes and make you gain fifteen pounds over night.
PLEASE listen to me! The "Fool's Virus" DOES NOT exist! This is a joke in honor of April's Fool Day. But just to be safe, better run that virus scanner now!