I awoke early as usual and came groggily into the kitchen last Wed. morning. Through my sleep filled eyes I saw my largest butcher knife, scissors, and three pair of toenail clippers on my counter. Thinking to myself "is this some kind of a hint that Johnny is sending to me to cut his toenails?" Upon further observation I also saw two prescription bottles (one on oxy. and one of xanax) Picking them up for a closer look I could see a small hole bored into the bottles. Then it clicked like an epiphany--Johnny couldn't get the childproof caps off so he became a midnight magician and bore a hole into the sides of the bottles to get extra pills. The pills are now locked in a metal box and hidden.
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