How Hot Is Hell?

How hot is it in Hell ? (Maybe a true story...???) A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities. #1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. #2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic. The student got the only A.

your response? Usual Suspects name of movie

was watching an old movie starring Kevin Spacey who told his partner " I don't believe in God , but am afraid of him." ..Your response?

Growing...You Can't Eat Money

..Not because we may not grow old together....

But because we may not grow..

Old at all.

...forget that as I am already older than I thought I would live to be when I walked out of the auditorium on high school graduation night in June, 1967, (Glen Alpine High...the Green Waves had a hella of a football team) Viet Nam..flower children, maryjane, acid, it's a damn wonder we survived the LOVE era.

.That's why I always say Peace ..some things are so instilled in your soul it does make up your character

Gotta Love This!

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good one about cooking--47 things i wish Mama had taught me..

http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/2008/10/18/47-things-i-wish-my-mom-taught-me-about-cooking/

Teaspoon Slide Guitar Master --awesome and had to be hard to do

TEASPOON Slide Guitar Master - The funniest videos are a click away

Teaspoon Slide Guitar Master --awesome and had to be hard to do

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TEASPOON">http://www.metacafe.com/watch/763329/teaspoon_slide_guitar_master/">TEASPOON Slide Guitar Master - The">http://www.metacafe.com/">The funniest videos are a click away

Without Further Ado

I PAID MY SHARE OF THE 700 BILLION-ALL I GOT WAS THESE LOUSY POSTERS!

Leaders Are Like...

the economy went to hell in a handbasket or maybe not??

Dollar Bill for 2008

Americian Banks

http://www.davidforalaska.com/Money_Changers.htm Click It

since the beginning wise men knew of the perils of Big Banks, etc.

IF

Rudyard Kipling

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 If you can keep your head when all about you    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,    But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,    Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating,    And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:  If you can dream — and not make dreams your master;    If you can think — and not make thoughts your aim; If your can meet with Triumph and Disaster    And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,    And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:  If you can make one heap of all your winnings    And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings    And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew    To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you    Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"  If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue,    Or walk with Kings — nor lose your common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,    If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute    With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,    And — which is more — you'll be a Man, my son! 

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Rudyard Kipling's famous poem. What else needs to be said.

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Oddies of Police Reports

http://www.oddee.com/item_96447.aspx

good grief!!

dangers of bread-hilarious

Physics 1021 Bread is Dangerous

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1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average North American eats more bread than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 240 degrees Celsius! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

1. No sale of bread to minors
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

The earliest reference yet known to this theme is a piece called The Dread Tomato Addiction by Mark Clinton. This was originally published in the February 1958 edition of Astounding. It is also in 101 Science Fiction Stories, edited by Martin H. Greenberg, et al., it was published in 1986. It can be found on page 135. Thanks to Douglas Aden for this reference.

Tribute to Paul Newman

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/popup?id=3206457

12 myths about the human brain

http://www.geekwithlaptop.com/12-very-common-and-very-wrong-myths-about-the-human-brain/

brain power

http://www.geekwithlaptop.com/9-ways-to-hack-your-brain-to-think-faster/

cute

cute as can be http://petsvote.com/

Play With My Balls

http://yugop.com/................Click it

obama music -

Bizarre Things Made From Lemon/Cars

http://allworldcars.com/wordpress/?p=6937 Click it

This is so cool~!

McCain/Palin

They been flip-flopping back and forth all week as usual, I hope all who vote for them have an income of 250,000+so they can get their tax breaks as norrnal and the rest of us can pay for this financial crisis which was coming for the last year

Bored

http://www.boredstop.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=112&Itemid=1

Clik it for an unimaginable trip

Madonna Busts It

See more funny videos and Entertainment Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Madonna proves age is just a number if you count humping an amp for 30 seconds and fallinf on your ass

American Prayer

Oktapodi

http://www.adnstream.tv/video/KiMvRacFoh/Oktapodi

cool video

most talked about election videos

http://www.alternet.org/election08/99057/the_10_most_talked-about_election_%2708_viral_videos_?page=entire

interesting

Sarah Palin Smokes Marijuaina -Why Can't I? Legally?

this is no paste /copy bs --Sarah smoked pot and admitted she was not pulling a Bill Clinton (saying she did inhale) and 9 subpoenas coming down about TROOPERGATE / family affair where she cuts ur throat if u are on the bad side of the FAMILY--give me a break-- she is SO unprepared and such an idiot for politics --worst than this dam storm hitting the AMERICA --it's shit , and also saying she was with RUSSIA on invading Georgia or other democratic countries, oh, my God, give me a damn break--people are goin' rise up and form a revolution one of these days over this good ole GOP TAKIN' all OUR money and givin' it to big business, taking from the poor, getting richer everyday , it's horrible how they take and take and give to the BIG BUSINESS -

I'm personally sick of the weak , lopped earred, stupid McCain/Palin--she is PALE to me

the rebuttal is alway THE DEMOCRATS WILL RAISE OUR TAXES --well, hell yeah after BUSH spent billions in Iraq--someone has to pay for BUSH's ingnorance to invade on a country who has yet to be proven w/MASS DESTRUCTION ---but we are so safe today, y' reckon??

After Hurricane Faye

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2730.html?theme=light

cool picture

Pick Your Mood

http://www.wildmoodswings.co.uk/

pick a mood and see where it takes you /informative & fun

Things Even Out

Put Another Log On The Fire (The male chauvinist national anthem in the 70's- By Tompall and the Glaser Brothers

Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. And go out to the car and change the tyre. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe, And then go fetch my slippers. And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire, babe, And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday? Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat? Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday? Well, a man can't love a woman more than that. Ain't I always nice to your kid sister? Don't I take her driving every night? So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet, And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe, And then go fetch my slippers. And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire, babe, And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

deep sleep

http://vhypno.sourceforge.net/pics/HypnoDisc.swf

deep, drowsy, deep sleep

http://vhypno.sourceforge.net/pics/HypnoDisc.swf

well, I did get sleepy but I was anyway

Women Thru The Ages

http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/blogon/mtvideobox.php?video_id=78

how u doing?

http://pages.suddenlink.net/baraboo57/checkingonu.html

how u doing?

http://pages.suddenlink.net/baraboo57/checkingonu.html

awesome!!!! FOR THE LADIES

http://samorost2.net/plantage/plantage.swf CLICK IT

so soothing & realaxing--took my breath away

MEN

women are screwed --in more ways than one

seems to me if ur a woman on this site u are a lost cause--look at it --who post? --all men -if ur a woman no one looks at ur shit anyway - now i'm about drunk and about native american and had a rough damn year and you all are not being fair --i am about pissed off- my damn dog won't even listen to me tonight --laughing--please forgive me --just so damn mad at life in general --SERIOUSLY PLEASE FORGIVE ME-- BUT DAMN IT NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME AND I AM NOT A STUPID PERSON- Well about half the time -the other half i am crazy as a loon --go figure -but I was proud of my cursor art work and at least I like it -it is original and not a damn link fink shit --sorry allmen - i mean amen

My Insane Art--hey, drawing with ur cursor ain't easy!!!! I just love colors

NEON ROSE

HATRED AND PEACE(LOOK FOR HIDDEN SYMBOLS)a film co. from asheville, nc was interested in this one but i declined for stupid reasons

top one called Adobe Church-

Tequilla Nights -self explanatory is the other one

it ain't easy drawing with ur cursor-1-Neon Rose, 2-hatred and peace -look for hidden symbols

have some morfe but my 'puter is messing up

FREE INTERNET RADIO

http://www.pandora.com/

i wouldn't share this with just anuone- i absolutely love it-CREATE UR OWN STATIONS--no downloading or anything =tpe in ur artist or band and hit CREATE-then it plays that artist or band continuously

FEELING BLUE?

http://www.mamarocks.com/blue.htm

click it for fun and smiles -ok it's a bit corny

Serene and Absolutely Beautiful

http://samorost2.net/plantage/plantage.swf

CLICK IT FOR A RELAXING FEW MOMENTS

Do You Remember This One?

http://www.mamarocks.com/tear_in_my_beer.htm

with instrumental

Another Oldie-Shoeshine Boy

http://www.mamarocks.com/shoeshine_boy.htm

Bonnie & Clyde -seriously

Do You Remember This One?

http://www.mamarocks.com/tear_in_my_beer.htm

check it out /with music

At Work

At Work: I pretend to work...they pretend to pay.

The squeaky wheel gets replaced. If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised

. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

The trouble with work is...it's so daily.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

When in doubt, THINK! I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

Yesterday I couldn't spell engineer. Now I are one.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you

Beatles Database

http://www.geocities.com/~beatleboy1/dbsongs.html

Steve, don't know if you have this or not

EYE TO EYE

http://www.sevenby7.com/eyespy/eyes.html click it

very interesting

America In the 1930's -Color Photographs

http://forums.nonewbs.com/showthread.php?t=42556

What Happens When You Do # 2 In Space

http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/30/51019-happens-go-number-2-space-?CMP=DC_0050_TAG

johnny

feel u like a river

FEEL U LIKE A RIVER

The Other Side of MM

Support Would Be Great-even an amen

passed my CNA the 20th-worked one day the 21st-later that eveing had to send my stroke victim hubby to local hosp. for pneuminia -after initial testing they saying he possibly might have lung cancer definitely has pneumonia--checked on him in hosp. they had his food, water, ensure with child-proof cap, telephone, & call device all on his right paralyzed side-when requested al this put all this on his LEFT UNAFFECTED SIDE- the nurse said" "well, I seen where he had took something and tried to beat the cap of his ensure"--folks about to flip totally out-he is on onocology wing--to me that is the cancer wing-try to get anwsers like info. on futher testing and they will not tell me anything-made them at hosp. track down his doctor--said he was being IV levaquin which has been on the news as being taken off the shelfs because of harm to the patients--God help Me-about to totally freak

Another type of egg (female)-laughing

http://patrickmoberg.tumblr.com/post/45826052/michael-phelps

Click It

I WAS THINKING ABOUT EATING EGGS THIS MORNING

http://blog.jimmyr.com/Yay_Omlets_Wait_What__29_2008.php

Click It

Searchme

http://www.searchme.com/Initial.html?q=american%20history#/9/&pi=1/&q=american%20history/&ci=463/&session=73F702DE634903929745C02B039E0033CA09028B/&vs=searchState/\lots of good stuff

enchanting wedding gowns

http://desicolours.com/most-enchanting-wedding-gowns/23/06/2008/

absolutely beautiful

Game-It's Fun

http://www.plasticmartians.com/play.php?gameID=5

funny computer photos

http://www.coool-stuff.com/?p=236

funny computer photos

http://www.coool-stuff.com/?p=236link

The Way It Is-good video with random images

Phelps Warned Not To Lick Medals

http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Click it

China's Gold Metals

may contain abnormally high levels of lead

China's Gold Medals Have "abnormally high content of lead" -LOL

http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Click It

Everybody Dreams

http://1to101.com/dreams/ Click it

Some facts about dreaming

	And God Created Dog...
	A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well." And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

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Ghost Song

pic. supposedly has an image of Buddha in it

People Are Strange

Warren Buffett's 7 Steps To Lead a Simple and Happy Life

http://hongkongwong.com/2008/08/warren-buffetts-7-secrets-for-me-and-you-to-living-a-happy-and-simple-life/ Click It

Randy Pausch's Last Lecture

Over six million people have watched this video for inspiration and wisdom-by a Carnegie Mellon professor dying from pancreatic cancer -well worth watching

Slap Happy

Slap Happy

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and a beautiful blonde. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on the blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."