In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and a beautiful blonde. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."
Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."
Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on the blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."
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