Sunday, August 31, 2008
Saturday, August 30, 2008
awesome!!!! FOR THE LADIES
http://samorost2.net/plantage/plantage.swf CLICK IT
so soothing & realaxing--took my breath away
women are screwed --in more ways than one
My Insane Art--hey, drawing with ur cursor ain't easy!!!! I just love colors
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Friday, August 29, 2008
Serene and Absolutely Beautiful
http://samorost2.net/plantage/plantage.swf
CLICK IT FOR A RELAXING FEW MOMENTS
At Work
At Work: I pretend to work...they pretend to pay.
The squeaky wheel gets replaced. If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised
. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
The trouble with work is...it's so daily.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
When in doubt, THINK! I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
Yesterday I couldn't spell engineer. Now I are one.
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Beatles Database
http://www.geocities.com/~beatleboy1/dbsongs.html
Steve, don't know if you have this or not
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Support Would Be Great-even an amen
Monday, August 18, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
enchanting wedding gowns
http://desicolours.com/most-enchanting-wedding-gowns/23/06/2008/
absolutely beautiful
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Phelps Warned Not To Lick Medals
http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Click it
China's Gold Metals
may contain abnormally high levels of lead
Thursday, August 14, 2008
And God Created Dog
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Randy Pausch's Last Lecture
Slap Happy
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and a beautiful blonde. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."
Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."
Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on the blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Insight
Buddhism: Your Daily Meditation
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha |
The Classic 'Who's On First?' Updated to the 21st Century
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TopicViewer Home : Jokes Home : Computers : Who's on First? ( 21st century edition) Who's on First? ( 21st century edition) The Classic "Who's on First" from Abbot & Costello updated to the 21st Century ABBOT: Super Duper Computer Store... Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows? ABBOT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOT: Yes COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, let's just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOT : The Word you get when you click the blue W COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue w if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOT: Real One. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3& 4. Can I watch them? ABBOT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great, with what? ABBOT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOT: You click the blue 1 COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOT: The blue 1. COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in office for windows! ABBOT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world COSTELLO: It is? ABBOT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. Its pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer? ABBOT: Money COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOT: One copy COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOT: Why not, they own it.
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Saturday, August 9, 2008
Lots of Bad News On TV Today
Americans attacked in Beijing -one man killed-another in serious condition. The attacker flung himself off a bacony.
Bernie Mac dead at 50 yrs. of age. it was reported he was responding to treatment for pneumonia.
Twelve killed on a bus/van in Texas on route to a religious service. Now they thing the illegal tire re-tread blew out the tire that made the bus crash.
John Edwards caught cheating on his cancer stricken wife a couple of years ago. Shame! Oh, BUT, she was in remission at the time.
Sorry I cut the news on this morning.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Crazy Quotations Taken From Coutroom Cases
http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml Click It
These are so funny-but I hear them (similiar) almost everyday
Camp Granada
Camp Granada Hello muddah, hello faddah Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
. All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
How I don't want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh muddah, faddah Take me home, I hate Granada Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home I promise I will not make noise Or mess the house with other boys
. Oh please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day. Dearest faddah, darling muddah, How's my precious little bruddah Let me come home, if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
. Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing. Guys are swimming, guys are sailing Playing baseball, gee that's better Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Paris hilton Responds to McCain's Ad
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7544754.stm Click It
Good Grief!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
North Carolina Doing Something Right
http://greensboring.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=8525 Click It
I heard on the local radio station saying even in our small town 42 illegal aliens were deported lately- most to Mexico, one to Honduras, one to Savador
Monday, August 4, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
A Poem I Found-Vision
Poem of the Week
July 21-27, 2008
Selected by Joe Horn
Vision
- by Jessie B. Rittenhouse
And I find here the toiling folk,
On sparse little farms in the valleys,
Wearing their days like a yoke.
White clouds fill the valleys at morning,
They are round as great billows at sea,
And roll themselves up to the hill-tops
Still round as great billows can be.
The mists fill the valleys at evening,
They are blue as the smoke in the fall,
And spread all the hills with a tenuous scarf
That touches the hills not at all.
These lone folk have looked on them daily,
Yet I see in their faces no light.
Oh, how can I show them the mountains
That are round them by day and by night?
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Funny High School Metaphors
http://help.com/post/124066-funny-metaphors-used-in-high-school Click It
I esp. liked 17, 18, and 25
Friday, August 1, 2008
Removing Scratches From CD's and DVD's
http://lifehackery.com/2008/07/14/gadgetry/ Click It
i read the comments and this seems to work (only 8 comments though)
Awesome Liquid Table
http://www.qbn.com/topics/559362/ click It
This is an interesting cool table but not sure how it's made -looks just thrown together