Reconstruction On My Site-Check it out

Check out my new site--I just finished changing everything around on my site for the New Year--just need to do my house now, LOL.

New Years Dance

yeah! It's time we all started dancin' Under the magnificent sun We're all gettin' tired of waitin' For the omnipotent One... He's in us, He is us, He knows it It's time that we knew it too The One we seek is all over It's up to us to break through.. There's a soul that ties us together Its name is whatever you say Come sit with me now New Year's Evening And we'll drink to the undying way... Tomorrow is never the right time For us it's always today So grab a partner, my friends, and we'll all dance 'Round that rock that stands in our way... Let's Re-solve those old resolutions Re-solve them once and for all Take the old fears, replace them with new ones And in the New Year just have a ball. - Rev. J. Alfred Buckman Click Here to Send This to your Friends! Send a Personalized Ecard / Myspace Comments www.funnies.com

Appropriate Wedding Cake Topper

yeah!

Skipping Thru' The Rain Today

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Survival

yeah

My husband's remote control

oh no

I wear the chains of life-link by link --that were forged one by one

I remember when my Mom would feed the Hobo's at the fence post--sit the beans and taters on the post but not let them in the gate. My Father worked 25 yrs. for Southern Railway and I remember we would take him to Spartanburg every Sun. to leave and pick him up every Fri. as he worked out of state most of the time.The Hobo's back then knew where my Father lived as we lived right beside the railroad tracks and knew they could get a good hot meal.We had a big farm with lots of vegtables and pigs and cows, and horses Rock and Bell --Rock would not go into the barn until Bell went in first, really!.My Father lived to an old age and he was not an engineer but laid the steel tracks all over the South-a steel drivin' man you could say. I remember once when my Father was home on the week-end all of us little girls & we were 7 and me being the youngest --shots were fired over top of us as we played catching fireflies at the well house, never have yet or before seen anyone move so fast as my Father --he ran into the house and grabbed his 12 gauge shotgun and returned fire but fortunately killed no one. I was 4 yrs, old and remember a splendid piano we had --god, the sacrifices that must of been made to buy it--and my older sis and brother and myself were playing a game and if the tune was good enough we got a slice of orange which we only had oranges on Xmas--my tune never seemed good enough--LOL. Hope u enjoy this true story

I Picked You

mmm

Love Is In The Air

ooo

Bud is King of Beers

aaa

Magic Wand

Johnny, Mattie and myself are cozied up watching SciFi which is what he likes most of the time. Mattie has been back-talking me all day saying "NO, NO" to everything I say but hey, that is a normal day for my doggie. I told her Santa wouldn't come if she wasn't good. It is a sad day when you realize your dog has taken over the household. Looks like rain here and is very overcast but we certainly need all the precipitation we can get. I hope the whole world is warm and safe, but I know that is not true. I wish I had a magic wand.

My Cat on Drugs, LOL

ooooooooooo

R U Fed Up With Winter?

aww

Christmas Tree I Drew

Drew this xmas tree--on the Paint deal--took me FOREVER to get it up and it's not even that great but drawing to me is like a man going fishing--calms me and hope u all are doin' so good and are safe and warm with lots to eat--hav been feeding an old man nearby and found out last week he is a convicted felon and my neighbors say 'just keep feedin' him" and I want to say " well, u go to church every time the doors open so why don't u feed him?" The food is not the question!

Positive Proof of Global Warming

mmm

Icestorm

a little bird just kept playin' 'round until all of his flock flew South. An icestorm came upon him while he was playin' and flittering away the last remaining warm days. He got caught in the icestorm and his little wings froze over and he dropped in a pile of crap in a barnyard.He got really warm and cozy down in the pile of s*** and his little wings unfroze and he stuck his head out from under all the crap and was feelin' good and went "chirp, chirp." Along came the barnyard cat who atet him up. There are 3 morals to this story-

!-everybody who puts u in that pile of s*** might not be ur enemy.

2-anyone who takes u out of that pile of s*** might not be ur friend.

3-if u r safe and warm Keep UR big mouth shut.

how can i make my husband wear a diaper for xmas--he's got diaherra

no smart ass answers-am havin' a nervous break--some of u know from 360 that i have been his only caretaker since 06-07-05 from a cerebral hemmorage--and ppl say u Mofo's are old --and nasty--i am a christain most of the time--he is 47 and God Forbid he smoked crystal meth--stroked him out--on top off it all he broke his hip--had hardware(screws & plates) put in--on Dec. 3rd had them removed 'cause his bones are soft--been getting up like 3 times a nite --lifting him outta bed--in wheel chair , taking him to bathroom--no results-but he thinks he gotta go--he has a lot of pride-this man--- all his life been a sheet-rock hanger and framer--do not want a damn thing of u ppl. --got removed from one ass hole for posting too much and never, never told any of my personal bus.--just sick and tired of --actually me--sitting here and try to stay pos. but hey what can i say? listen to some of my videos................and the one who said i adore u and u so funny but i get 6 posts a day fr. u --KIss My ASS--i get 100 a day from Frank but would never remove him --that ass doesn't even know me with his transparent futile empty Freddy Hugs--and that was my Daddy's name who was actually a good man

Homemade Macronic n' Cheese

am talking about the real goood kind--boil ur macronia just firm and put 1 cup of half n' half--another layer of macronic w/1 cup of half n' half, and if u hav a dsih to hold it all --a third layer--on top crush (in a freezer bag--saltines, salt, pepper, and paparicka, and layer on top) -oh yeah on top of each layer 4-6 pieces of American cheese --yummy--mine is about ready--350 degrees for 30 minutes

been xmas shopping

thought about buying some

My Red Wagon

all I want

Be carful of who U feed

myyy.. have been feeding an old amn around here for a long time and just learned his name yesterday and he is a sexual child molester--got convicted in 82 and got 18 months and servered 6 yrs. --asked my very rich neighbor who has ben around here for 40 yrs. and he pinched his new wife on the butt, and she laughed and they said" just keep on feedin' him started to say 'then why don't u feed him?" as most of u know my hubby is a hemiplegic and is on a lot of strong pain meds.-- ok--had a theraapist to steal a pill- let it slide and now my hubby is rasin' hell over him being in the house and had to get rid of him --which involved interrogation from the gov. agencies--oh, shit, what a f******* up day--about to lose it if i ever had it

Car Accident--Good Grief, hav been thru worst not blinkin"

lordy...

A Snowman's Funeral

mmy

Lego Church

mmm

Free Concert fr. OH. --Trace Akins

on direct tv--channel 101

Wife Competes with Harley

mm

I Need This for Junk Mail

hahaha

Ruldolph's Been REAL Busy

ooo

photo of Virgin Snow whaat was that word???

taken '06 at High Shoals Falls, NC--Virgin Snow Falls me big chief fuck um up tonight

BFF before the wedding

yeah, my BFF got married tonight--she bit the dust in my opinion!

my nephew's waterloo--his new wife

Hey, my nephew just got married--poor boy and also my BFF-will post later

Virgin Snow Woman--who knew except three ex-hubbys

Copied this fr. mark g.

Your Native American Name Is...

Keegsquaw Yepa Your name means: Virgin Snow Woman

What's Your Native American Name?

Hannah Montana copy--my little niece (Sissy)

This is McKenzie and she loves Miley Cyrus and is fast growing into a teen. She is in the second grade.She collects pocket books and has a hundred at least!!

Newest Toy Recall

ouch..

Alcohol Research--Go to Work

qqq

dog and little boy praying--sooocute!

ooo

Day In The Park

ooo

Where Icicles Come From

ooo

Chocolate/Viagara

ooo

United redneck College Fund

ooo

New Take On Poop

ooo

Stay In School, Honey!

yaaa

I Think My Neighbor Hates Me

ooo

Botox or Bozo?

hehe

Give 100% at Work

100%

Alien Cats

ooo

How Office Rumors Began

Really?

You Won't Believe This One On Bush!

moron


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