Tuesday, September 30, 2008

IF

IF

Rudyard Kipling


If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream — and not make dreams your master; If you can think — and not make thoughts your aim; If your can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!" If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings — nor lose your common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And — which is more — you'll be a Man, my son!

Rudyard Kipling's famous poem. What else needs to be said.
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Oddies of Police Reports

http://www.oddee.com/item_96447.aspx

good grief!!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

dangers of bread-hilarious

Text 9th Edition Physics 1021
Bread is Dangerous
Text 10th Edition

  1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
  2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
  3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations
  4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
  5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average North American eats more bread than that in one month!
  6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
  7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
  8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
  9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
  10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
  11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 240 degrees Celsius! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
  12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

  1. No sale of bread to minors
  2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
  3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
  4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
  5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

The earliest reference yet known to this theme is a piece called The Dread Tomato Addiction by Mark Clinton. This was originally published in the February 1958 edition of Astounding. It is also in 101 Science Fiction Stories, edited by Martin H. Greenberg, et al., it was published in 1986. It can be found on page 135. Thanks to Douglas Aden for this reference.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

obama music -

http://www.youtube.com/v/oVi4rUzf-0Q&hl=en&fs=1"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true">http://www.youtube.com/v/oVi4rUzf-0Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344">

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Bizarre Things Made From Lemon/Cars

http://allworldcars.com/wordpress/?p=6937 Click it

This is so cool~!

McCain/Palin

They been flip-flopping back and forth all week as usual, I hope all who vote for them have an income of 250,000+so they can get their tax breaks as norrnal and the rest of us can pay for this financial crisis which was coming for the last year

Bored

http://www.boredstop.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=112&Itemid=1

Clik it for an unimaginable trip

Madonna Busts It

Madonna proves age is just a number if you count humping an amp for 30 seconds and fallinf on your ass

American Prayer

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Sarah Palin Smokes Marijuaina -Why Can't I? Legally?

this is no paste /copy bs --Sarah smoked pot and admitted she was not pulling a Bill Clinton (saying she did inhale) and 9 subpoenas coming down about TROOPERGATE / family affair where she cuts ur throat if u are on the bad side of the FAMILY--give me a break-- she is SO unprepared and such an idiot for politics --worst than this dam storm hitting the AMERICA --it's shit , and also saying she was with RUSSIA on invading Georgia or other democratic countries, oh, my God, give me a damn break--people are goin' rise up and form a revolution one of these days over this good ole GOP TAKIN' all OUR money and givin' it to big business, taking from the poor, getting richer everyday , it's horrible how they take and take and give to the BIG BUSINESS -

I'm personally sick of the weak , lopped earred, stupid McCain/Palin--she is PALE to me

the rebuttal is alway THE DEMOCRATS WILL RAISE OUR TAXES --well, hell yeah after BUSH spent billions in Iraq--someone has to pay for BUSH's ingnorance to invade on a country who has yet to be proven w/MASS DESTRUCTION ---but we are so safe today, y' reckon??

After Hurricane Faye

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2730.html?theme=light

cool picture

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Pick Your Mood

http://www.wildmoodswings.co.uk/

pick a mood and see where it takes you /informative & fun

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Things Even Out

Put Another Log On The Fire (The male chauvinist national anthem in the 70's- By Tompall and the Glaser Brothers

Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. And go out to the car and change the tyre. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe, And then go fetch my slippers. And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire, babe, And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday? Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat? Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday? Well, a man can't love a woman more than that. Ain't I always nice to your kid sister? Don't I take her driving every night? So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet, And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans. Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe, And then go fetch my slippers. And boil me up another pot of tea. Then put another log on the fire, babe, And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

deep sleep

http://vhypno.sourceforge.net/pics/HypnoDisc.swf

deep, drowsy, deep sleep

http://vhypno.sourceforge.net/pics/HypnoDisc.swf

well, I did get sleepy but I was anyway

Women Thru The Ages

http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/blogon/mtvideobox.php?video_id=78