Sunday, August 31, 2008

how u doing?

http://pages.suddenlink.net/baraboo57/checkingonu.html

how u doing?

http://pages.suddenlink.net/baraboo57/checkingonu.html

Saturday, August 30, 2008

awesome!!!! FOR THE LADIES

http://samorost2.net/plantage/plantage.swf CLICK IT

so soothing & realaxing--took my breath away

MEN

women are screwed --in more ways than one

seems to me if ur a woman on this site u are a lost cause--look at it --who post? --all men -if ur a woman no one looks at ur shit anyway - now i'm about drunk and about native american and had a rough damn year and you all are not being fair --i am about pissed off- my damn dog won't even listen to me tonight --laughing--please forgive me --just so damn mad at life in general --SERIOUSLY PLEASE FORGIVE ME-- BUT DAMN IT NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME AND I AM NOT A STUPID PERSON- Well about half the time -the other half i am crazy as a loon --go figure -but I was proud of my cursor art work and at least I like it -it is original and not a damn link fink shit --sorry allmen - i mean amen

My Insane Art--hey, drawing with ur cursor ain't easy!!!! I just love colors

NEON ROSE

HATRED AND PEACE(LOOK FOR HIDDEN SYMBOLS)a film co. from asheville, nc was interested in this one but i declined for stupid reasons

top one called Adobe Church-

Tequilla Nights -self explanatory is the other one

it ain't easy drawing with ur cursor-1-Neon Rose, 2-hatred and peace -look for hidden symbols

have some morfe but my 'puter is messing up

FREE INTERNET RADIO

http://www.pandora.com/

i wouldn't share this with just anuone- i absolutely love it-CREATE UR OWN STATIONS--no downloading or anything =tpe in ur artist or band and hit CREATE-then it plays that artist or band continuously

Friday, August 29, 2008

FEELING BLUE?

http://www.mamarocks.com/blue.htm

click it for fun and smiles -ok it's a bit corny

Serene and Absolutely Beautiful

http://samorost2.net/plantage/plantage.swf

CLICK IT FOR A RELAXING FEW MOMENTS

Do You Remember This One?

http://www.mamarocks.com/tear_in_my_beer.htm

with instrumental

Another Oldie-Shoeshine Boy

http://www.mamarocks.com/shoeshine_boy.htm

Bonnie & Clyde -seriously

Do You Remember This One?

http://www.mamarocks.com/tear_in_my_beer.htm

check it out /with music

At Work

At Work: I pretend to work...they pretend to pay.

The squeaky wheel gets replaced. If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised

. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

The trouble with work is...it's so daily.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

When in doubt, THINK! I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

Yesterday I couldn't spell engineer. Now I are one.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Beatles Database

http://www.geocities.com/~beatleboy1/dbsongs.html

Steve, don't know if you have this or not

EYE TO EYE

http://www.sevenby7.com/eyespy/eyes.html click it

very interesting

Friday, August 22, 2008

johnny

feel u like a river

FEEL U LIKE A RIVER

The Other Side of MM

Support Would Be Great-even an amen

passed my CNA the 20th-worked one day the 21st-later that eveing had to send my stroke victim hubby to local hosp. for pneuminia -after initial testing they saying he possibly might have lung cancer definitely has pneumonia--checked on him in hosp. they had his food, water, ensure with child-proof cap, telephone, & call device all on his right paralyzed side-when requested al this put all this on his LEFT UNAFFECTED SIDE- the nurse said" "well, I seen where he had took something and tried to beat the cap of his ensure"--folks about to flip totally out-he is on onocology wing--to me that is the cancer wing-try to get anwsers like info. on futher testing and they will not tell me anything-made them at hosp. track down his doctor--said he was being IV levaquin which has been on the news as being taken off the shelfs because of harm to the patients--God help Me-about to totally freak

Friday, August 15, 2008

Phelps Warned Not To Lick Medals

http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Click it

China's Gold Metals

may contain abnormally high levels of lead

China's Gold Medals Have "abnormally high content of lead" -LOL

http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Click It

Everybody Dreams

http://1to101.com/dreams/ Click it

Some facts about dreaming

Thursday, August 14, 2008

And God Created Dog


And God Created Dog...



A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted.

And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.













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Ghost Song

pic. supposedly has an image of Buddha in it

People Are Strange

Warren Buffett's 7 Steps To Lead a Simple and Happy Life

http://hongkongwong.com/2008/08/warren-buffetts-7-secrets-for-me-and-you-to-living-a-happy-and-simple-life/ Click It

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Randy Pausch's Last Lecture

Over six million people have watched this video for inspiration and wisdom-by a Carnegie Mellon professor dying from pancreatic cancer -well worth watching

Slap Happy

Slap Happy

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and a beautiful blonde. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on the blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Insight

Amida Buddha Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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The Classic 'Who's On First?' Updated to the 21st Century

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The Classic "Who's on First" from Abbot & Costello updated to the 21st Century

ABBOT: Super Duper Computer Store... Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer

ABBOT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

ABBOT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

ABBOT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOT: Yes

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, let's just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOT : The Word you get when you click the blue W

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue w if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3& 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great, with what?

ABBOT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

ABBOT: You click the blue 1

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOT: The blue 1.

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in office for windows!

ABBOT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. Its pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.

COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer?

ABBOT: Money

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOT: One copy

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOT: Why not, they own it.




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Saturday, August 9, 2008

Lots of Bad News On TV Today

Americans attacked in Beijing -one man killed-another in serious condition. The attacker flung himself off a bacony.

Bernie Mac dead at 50 yrs. of age. it was reported he was responding to treatment for pneumonia.

Twelve killed on a bus/van in Texas on route to a religious service. Now they thing the illegal tire re-tread blew out the tire that made the bus crash.

John Edwards caught cheating on his cancer stricken wife a couple of years ago. Shame! Oh, BUT, she was in remission at the time.

Sorry I cut the news on this morning.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Crazy Quotations Taken From Coutroom Cases

http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml Click It

These are so funny-but I hear them (similiar) almost everyday

For Carl-Homer and Jethro

Camp Granada

Camp Granada Hello muddah, hello faddah Here I am at Camp Granada

Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

. All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

How I don't want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh muddah, faddah Take me home, I hate Granada Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home I promise I will not make noise Or mess the house with other boys

. Oh please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day. Dearest faddah, darling muddah, How's my precious little bruddah Let me come home, if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me

. Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing. Guys are swimming, guys are sailing Playing baseball, gee that's better Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

North Carolina Doing Something Right

http://greensboring.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=8525 Click It

I heard on the local radio station saying even in our small town 42 illegal aliens were deported lately- most to Mexico, one to Honduras, one to Savador

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Unforgettable Love Story

http://gr8wisdom.com/animal-love

For My Irish Father-You're The One I'm ThinKing Of

A Poem I Found-Vision

I thought this was just beautiful and simple

Poem of the Week


July 21-27, 2008


Selected by Joe Horn

    Vision

      by Jessie B. Rittenhouse

    I came to the mountains for beauty
    And I find here the toiling folk,
    On sparse little farms in the valleys,
    Wearing their days like a yoke.

    White clouds fill the valleys at morning,
    They are round as great billows at sea,
    And roll themselves up to the hill-tops
    Still round as great billows can be.

    The mists fill the valleys at evening,
    They are blue as the smoke in the fall,
    And spread all the hills with a tenuous scarf
    That touches the hills not at all.

    These lone folk have looked on them daily,
    Yet I see in their faces no light.
    Oh, how can I show them the mountains
    That are round them by day and by night?


20 Healtiest Foods For Under a Dollar

http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22145/52070-20-healthiest-foods--1?CMP=DC_0059_TAG click It

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Count Me In-Not

'Who's Gonna Save My Soul'-gnarls barkley

Funny Animal Photos

http://www.picvi.com/2008/07/31/funny-photoshopping-3/ click It

Funny High School Metaphors

http://help.com/post/124066-funny-metaphors-used-in-high-school Click It

I esp. liked 17, 18, and 25

Friday, August 1, 2008

Removing Scratches From CD's and DVD's

http://lifehackery.com/2008/07/14/gadgetry/ Click It

i read the comments and this seems to work (only 8 comments though)

Awesome Liquid Table

http://www.qbn.com/topics/559362/ click It

This is an interesting cool table but not sure how it's made -looks just thrown together

Pink Floyd-

http://www.pinkfloyd.co.uk/index.php

Sorry about that thoughts Buddism blog-I thought I deleted it